Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry.... Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
A: Dad this response is really getting old
H: TWO HEADMASTERS
A: Yes, I get it two hea—
H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
A: Da—”
H: THAT I EVER KNEW”

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( ) Bom dia!

(x) Nossa, sua perna tá cheia de celulite…

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