February 2012
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Eu: - O que tem pra comer?
Mãe: - Macarrão, sua vó que fez.
Eu: - Ah, eu não quero comer macarrão... se você não tivesse me enchido o saco ontem eu teria outra coisa pra comer!
Eu: - Mas você tem que me perturbar, você tem que me encher, é um hobby seu, né?
Mãe: - Sou dessas.
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January 2012
10 posts
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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry....
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
A: Dad this response is really getting old
H: TWO HEADMASTERS
A: Yes, I get it two hea—
H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
A: Da—”
H: THAT I EVER KNEW”
BRAVEST AND WISEST”
TWO OF THEM”
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Primeira coisa que ouço ao acordar:
( ) Bom dia!
(x) Nossa, sua perna tá cheia de celulite…
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December 2011
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October 2011
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